Sarah Palin is running for Congress because she doesn’t want any "more of this vanilla milquetoast namby-pamby wussy-pussy stuff"

What are cajones? Big boxes?

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The GOP is Trump’s party, so unless a candidate has something to offer him, he’s not going to endorse a woman who’s not conventionally attractive. So if there’s a 30 something candidate who will be just as fawning as Palin, he may well endorse the younger woman.

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The family-values firebrand, who divorced her husband in 2020

“Family Values” for a certain value of family. I’m not going to shame the husband for wanting to divorce her or the kid for getting knocked up at age 17, but these things seem to happen more with white Xtianists in Real America™ than they do with those evil librul Coastal Elites with their educations and later marriages and reality-based based sex ed.

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Palin was ahead of her time.

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Same with O’Donnell.

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That time apparently being “The End Times.”

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Since she loves Trump I don’t imagine she’d mind being grabbed by the…

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You can be sure that she thinks it’s spelled “milk toast”.

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If she got in, with her, MTG, and Bohbert it’d be the Trifecta of Stupid in the House.

They could partner up with Gaetz, Cawthowrn, and Gosar and all go on a moronic triple double date.

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That’s it, really. There’s certainly less qualified people already in the job.

Not that this should be the standard. “Warm body able to follow the orders of the party leadership” might work in a manual labour job,. but the ability to form opinions for oneself, to formulate solutions to problems instead of merely shouting "no!’ to whatever the adults want… that’s what the job actually requires.

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She should really try some pussy before she decides she doesn’t like it.

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It could almost be Michael Palin it is as absurd and tongue tied.

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So much rampant syphilis.

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Because everyone knows that the way to project the toughest most serious image you can to the general public is to…

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Dress up as a giant teddy bear and sing about butts on national TV?

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If she’s running for Congress, it’s gonna be all about what’s going on in her particular district

Fox News will have some influence but I dunno if they still GAF about Palin and her … “career”

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People who use the term “namby-pamby” probably are not coming across as they would hope.

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wasn’t she part of a rule 34 event? maybe she’s yearning for a sequel.

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Hm, to be fair, cajones ain’t testicles.

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The proverbial bad penny that always turns up.

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To whom?

She probably comes across great with it to the angry geriatric wypipo who watch Fux News.

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