Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/14/sarah-sanders-hopes-shell-be.html
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HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Hold up… HAHAHHAHahahhahhahahahha
And I’d like to be remembered as a five-time Super Bowl MVP.
In fairness What else is she gonna say.
These sycophants are transparent as hell.
In other news, a burning dumpster fire hopes it will be remembered as “cool and refreshing”, whereas cholera hopes it will be remembered as “a hopeless romantic”.
Transparent, yes. Honest, no.
Don’t believe she was transparent?
Did anyone not see Trump speaking through her?
Oh that’s funny!
Lying continues unabated. Have fun with that R Kansas.
Well, I’m sure she does hope that…
Uhg…
Edit: It seems highly appropriate that Sanders goes out with a final, massive bit of meta gaslighting. Consistent to the end.
Yeah, well, good luck with that.
43% of the country thinks she’s amazing. In a normal country she would never work again and die penniless on the street, but in Trumplandia she will make millions.
She’ll spend the rest of her life wealthy and comfortable, surrounded by people who will assure her that it is all true.
Who’s laughing now?
And, voila!
I’d like to be remembered as the most handsome man in America, and the world-record holder for the 100m.
Ol’ Sarah might not have been too transparent but her outfits sure were!
I have a plan.
I want to make time capsules for your coffin. I mean, at some point you go from a “forgotten dead person” to an “archeological find”.
So, you put in a sealed time capsule that can survive 100…1000 years and inside you can leave mementos and the story of your life. And, if you want to embellish a little…
I’m hoping with a tell all book. I like when they turn on each other at the first possible chance for money. The lure of a New York Times best seller can be pretty strong.