Originally published at: Satanic Temple sues elementary school which wouldn't let it run an After-School Satan club | Boing Boing
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Satan has the best lawyers, right?
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“They already took God out of schools now they’re going to let Satan in, it’s just crazy.”
“They”, known to those of us who studied history or civics as the Framers of the Constitution. I’d be interested to hear who this ignoramus thinks “they” are.
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You just know that the Satan Club is gonna be tame AF while the Christian after-school clubs get up to all kinds of debauchery.
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Considering the expected outcome of the Supreme Court case regarding the praying coach, the timing of this couldn’t be more perfect. Even better if there were a TST practicing teacher engaged in activities that seemingly compel students to practice the religion (despite not having any particular practices).
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The ASS Club is where you go for music and book recommendations. The Christian club is where you go for drugs and chastity loopholes.
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Satan’s cool,
Satan’s neat,
Satan runs on cloven feet!
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So that’s how they pulled off that whole immaculate conception trick. “It wasn’t sex! We were just soaking!”
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That’s easy. It’s an elite group of fascist socialist communist Antifa loving baby killing liberal alphabet people lead by George Soros.
/s
Reminds me of this.
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Satan’s rad,
Satan performs,
Satan’s head’s got curly horns!
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I was drinking with Satan last night, he’s pissed, going to the mat with these heathens.
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That is very much a case of honouring the letter and not the spirit of the law. 
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Excellent
Whatever happened to good old fashioned anal?
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why can’t they have a regular threesome like normal people?
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