Well, the Steele dossier indicates ‘for’ may have precedent. I’m not going to speculate about the other preposition, but it seems well within the bounds of believability. But kink shaming is uncalled for; there’s plenty to throw at Il Douche without resorting to that.
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Whoa, whoa whoa. Wait a minute. The London Underground had wooden escalators and they never thought it would be a problem? What?! 
To the extent that someone who just rocked up on their personal private jet, with a retinue of servants who’d literally carry them if ordered to, can be said to have “mobility issues”.
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Who among us has not sidled the royal conveyance over to a neighborhood corruption-oriented planning event, to see flaws deeper than surface alloy oxidation states glare out from the shining apparatus?
Space elevators too; though even Ramblin Groad er, road in both Bubblegum Crisis and its reprisal were good stories.
Are you suggesting that it isn’t a real gold (or more realistically, gold plated) escalator? Trump will be disappointed.
The old British escalator safety PIF freaked me out when I was a kid, and that was only a welly, not a person. For several years after seeing it I was convinced that all escalators were going to eat me if I got too close to the side.
No, I’m saying it’s escalating ironically AF. Well, it’s a toss up between saying the designers combine fashion sensitivity and automatic boot-mucker, and looking at the thing as a continuous loom meant at some point on its journey to weave humans or at least feet into an unseen and well-muffled woof plenum. People under the stairs be organized! When you exit, you’re liable to match colors and patterns very much more loosely.
When I see “escalator breaks down, man stranded for minutes”, it reminds me of the time I locked my keys inside my car. It took me an hour to find a locksmith so I could get my wife and kid out.
(I’m pretty sure I stole that from Steven Wright.)
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I got a real life version of that. Lady at walmart in the late 90s stressing and in a panic that her key fob died and she had to go to work. Manager asked to see it and it had the key on it as well. So he just used it to open her door.
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If you give them the chance, they will…
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I wonder if he knows anything about the health consequences of a sedentary lifestyle? I would expect monarchs to be a little more enlightened than this.
One of the six 747s, or maybe the C130:
In Putin’s Russia you don’t go down escalator, escalator goes down on you.
I don’t have an escalator in my home, so I can’t try it even though you told me not to.
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Seriously? They couldn’t find ANY women or ethnic minorities to carry the great humanitarian king off of the plane?
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