Say 'good riddance' to 2017 with these NYE party hats


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The problem I have with these is the problem I had with people eager for 2016 to “be over” - the next year is clearly going to be worse.
“Gosh, I can’t wait to get out of this frying pan into that fire…”


Please. Just let us have a happy Christmas, okay?


Living in Trump Time can only be expressed by the scene from Office Space with Peter and his hypnotist.

Peter Gibbons::…every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that’s messed up.

So unless you are going to hypnotize me, I am not saying “good riddance” to 2017.

Oh and Merry Xmas.


Yeah, like 2018 is suddenly going to be Camelot again.


My suggestion for 2018 is to buy some leather chaps and modify your cars for the Trump world order.


Fine, fine. But it’s 2017, you know even Santa’s like…

Edit: Actually, that’s probably 2018’s Santa. This year’s Santa:


Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was

And a David Byrnicorn chaser:


Look into my eyes, look into the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around the eyes, look into my eyes… (clicks) you’re under,
2018 is gonna be great,
3, 2, 1, you’re back in the room.


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