Things about 2017 that don't suck


#1

I spent NYE chatting to a very nice woman wearing a very slinky dress.


#2

Very nice. :slight_smile:

And safe, too. She’ll never get injured falling down a flight of stairs wearing that.
Escalators could be a problem though?


#3

Wow her with your knowledge of maths: 2017 is prime, so there’s that


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Metal or plastic?


#7

I’ll be insured and therefore won’t go bankrupt when I get my epidermal lesion beneath my birthmark removed on Tuesday January 3.


#8

I have lucked out - the first floor apartment beneath me here in Tijuana has been vacated, and the landlord has allowed me to trade.
A little smaller and darker, but it’s in much better fundamental shape than the top floor apartment, with a nice paint job inside.


#9

Last prime number year for another ten years. 2027 is the next one.


#10

I adore your optimism!


#11

Two years into MechaHitler’s second term.


#12

It was that coating of sensitive hairs that just made him too adorable to hate.


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#14

Really folks, we have the best factors for 2027. Some of my enemies lost so badly they think it’s irreducible. Sad!


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#17

“She had me head over heels over head over heels over head over…”


#18

Drawing breath, there’s that. Start with the basics :slight_smile:


#19

And the constipation seems to have loosened up. So there’s that.

Baby steps!


#20


This can get you started.