I spent NYE chatting to a very nice woman wearing a very slinky dress.
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Very nice. 
And safe, too. She’ll never get injured falling down a flight of stairs wearing that.
Escalators could be a problem though?
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Wow her with your knowledge of maths: 2017 is prime, so there’s that
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Metal or plastic?
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I’ll be insured and therefore won’t go bankrupt when I get my epidermal lesion beneath my birthmark removed on Tuesday January 3.
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I have lucked out - the first floor apartment beneath me here in Tijuana has been vacated, and the landlord has allowed me to trade.
A little smaller and darker, but it’s in much better fundamental shape than the top floor apartment, with a nice paint job inside.
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Last prime number year for another ten years. 2027 is the next one.
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I adore your optimism!
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Two years into MechaHitler’s second term.
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It was that coating of sensitive hairs that just made him too adorable to hate.
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Really folks, we have the best factors for 2027. Some of my enemies lost so badly they think it’s irreducible. Sad!
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“She had me head over heels over head over heels over head over…”
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Drawing breath, there’s that. Start with the basics 
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And the constipation seems to have loosened up. So there’s that.
Baby steps!
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This can get you started.
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