Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/08/grifted-at-10000-feet.html
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When ya can’t get them in the literal phallus, at least get them in the phallic symbol, I always says
That must be why it’s called a “Leer Jet.”
Being overcharged $5000 by your private jet operator when you earn $500,000,000, is equivalent to being overcharged $0.25 on a car servicing when you earn $25,000. You wouldn’t take the time to question it in most cases.
If you’re crazy rich, can’t you afford an account who will comb through those pesky invoices?
Yeah, but they’re ripping you off too.
Further and continuing proof that simply being rich doesn’t magically make you smarter, more competent, or better at anything. Can we stop idolizing these fuckers now?
The super rich don’t care because they’re writing it off on their taxes.
OK, so these Bozos will overlook thousands when it comes to their own private jets but, think they’ll pay their employees what they’re worth or let them spend what’s needed to get the job done?
Meh, eat the rich.
They don’t earn $500M.
The injustice! Won’t somebody speak for the private jet owners?
Would you prefer “get”, or “acquire”? “Steal” may be too general.
Fuckers get Fucked…news at 11!
I’m trying to muster up some outrage but it’s just not working.
(I lied. I’m not trying)
Where’s my tiny violin?
And I am supposed to care about this for what reason?
You don’t get that rich by writing a lot of checks.