Scaramucci's potty-mouthed rant about Reince Priebus and Steve Bannon

“Let it begin; let it begin!

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Autofellatio? Hmmmmm.

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I think Orange Julius will get jealous of this guys ability to slice a penny.

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Scaramucci looks like the bad guy frat douche from a 90s college comedy movie. That’s not relevant to the conversation, but I felt it had to be said nonetheless.

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A cut rate Joe Pesci impersonator from the 'burbs.

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All that coke isn’t going to snort itself, though, apparently.

Well, look - it’s going to burn if we’re watching or not. Might as well watch, though

I’m convinced Trump sees him as his own idealized self-image.

Hmmm
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All we have to do is admire this guy until the Donald is jealous.

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Shirley it’s more of a Trolley Problem.

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malcom_tucker_speechless

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Don’t do this at home kids…

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The Mooch told the BBC:

‘[Trump] knows how to operate in the elitist world and has unbelievable empathy for the common struggle that’s going on with the middle-class people and the lower middle-class people.’


Please to be noticing the social sectors for whom Trump does not have unbelievable empathy.
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At least Scaramucci didn’t call him Rinse Pubis.

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Reminds me of The Situation

although he looks more like Pauly

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The Mooch says:
“Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac…‘Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months.’”

Can we have Obama back now?

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Any non-45 post-Nixon POTUS would be an improvement at this point.

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I was just reading that douchebro reports directly to the president, not the chief of staff. Am I the only one that thinks this is really weird?

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Yeah, I was trying to figure out how a PR flack outranks the White House Chief of Staff, which is a real-world position.

Priebus should shift Scaramucci’s office to a closet beside the men’s room. "You wanted to find leaks."

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Normally, yes.

However, despite his job title, Priebus doesn’t work for the President. He works for the RNC, and everyone in the West Wing knows that.

Reince only got the job because Trump needed to pacify the GOP establishment, and he’s been largely excluded from the normal powers of the position.

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I believe I would even take Nixon at this point.

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Clearly PR is important enough to need to micromanage.

Things like the military, though? Yeah just delegate that shit.

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