Originally published at: Scientists create method to mail freeze-dried sperm on postcards | Boing Boing
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I have a difficult time believing that folks would be excited to receive a jizzogram
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Wait.
Mr Mouse is the recipient‽
Not Ms Mouse‽
Am i missing something?
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Call me a prude but I kind of miss the days when people would just send love letters marked “Sealed With A Kiss.”
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Coming to a post office box near you!
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I know the Postal Service has liquidity problems, but I predict that if they get into the fertility business to close those gaps there’ll be a rash of babies next year that look an awful lot like Louis DeJoy.
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Finally, these wet post cards kept getting stuck in the sorting machine.
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Imagine how different the “anthrax-laced letters craze” would have been had this been created earlier.
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NORWICH!**
(And I always knew it as sealed with a loving kiss - SWALK)
** (k)nickers off ready when I come home
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Long distance romances never work.
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SWALCAKWS: Sealed with a lick 'cause a kiss wouldn’t stick.
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Ok ok, but who is wanking off these mice in the first place???
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(Yes I read the thing, mouse sperm shortages in space)
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Better or worse than dick pics?
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What the hell is this goo all over the mail in your office!?
It’s… uh… an experiment. I haven’t… uh… freeze-dried it yet?
…and so it began.
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Human trials have been going on for decades by numerous independent researchers. Peer review has been spotty at best.
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