Originally published at: Scientists create new biodegradable batteries out of crabs | Boing Boing
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No wonder we all become crabs in the end. They truly are nature’s greatest achievement.
And to think that taped door latch was all that was between us all becoming crabs.
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Then to honor the “crabs” sacrifice, they should be named “crabbies”.
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We put them in sideways, right?
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Henceforth the name change from alligator clips to crab clips. The connectors are built in, after all.
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Volta, the inventor of the electric battery, made some expeiment using frogs.
It’s a fact that in Northern Italy dishes rice with frogs and rice with crabs are a delicacy. Another delicacy is rice with saffron. So I suggest to try to make batteries with saffron to see if they charge faster or the like.
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you know how expensive saffron is?!
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A sneak peak of what to expect from the crab focused reboot of The Matrix series
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Scientists create new biodegradable batteries out of crabs
Do they go in my pants?
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I cook with it quite often so, yes, I absolutely do! Of course how does it compare with lithium, especially once you add in all the environmental costs associated with extraction, etc.? We can grow more saffron!
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Dude, WHY!? No need for that.
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Crab batteries. Taste like crab, work like batteries.
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biodegradable batteries are cool. i just wonder how much we’ll have to shell out
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F off. I’m a crab right now.
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Will taste great with butter.
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I’m assuming that, in future, all phones will only work in landscape mode; bless the crabs!
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I also predict the welcome return of side-scrolling video games.
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