Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/12/scientists-discover-4-8-quinti.html
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A hundred and eighty miles below the surface? They REALLY don’t want us to go to the moons of Saturn, do they!
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Michael Bay already solved this puzzle. It’s definitely Transformers under there.
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Clanger poop, or the Soup Dragon’s stash.
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that checks out, since Michael Bay’s transformers are so overwrought and poorly edited they end up looking like mystery blobs…
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Oh, I’m sure it’s just a mysterious black stone monolith of unknown origin. Big deal.
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I’m going with green cheese.
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Harlan Ellison figured it out before Michael Bay: from his “A to Z in the Chocolate Alphabet”: O is for Ouroboros - Banished from Earth, the great worm coiled ever so tightly and went to sleep. One day he will wake. The moon will rise.
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Where do you think the Nazis are hiding now that they have lost their lease on the Hollow Earth? (The Deros had to raise the rent after the property taxes on Mount Shasta went up.) Don’t worry. They will show up for the 2020 election.
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Came for this. Not disappointed.
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Put out a press release from a non-existent think-tank saying that rumors that it’s a giant gold deposit are wrong and scientifically impossible.
Watch Trump pivot his Moon-Mars priorities like greasy lightning.
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It’s Cathedral Terra from Gurren Lagann, and I’ve misplaced my core drill.
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Oh, that’s where I left it.
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BABY SPACE DRAGON!
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New footage is emerging…
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Moon pounds or earth pounds. One is ~1/6th of the other.
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Gold plating
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