Scientists gave octopi MDMA, the results were "unbelievable"

[Bobo]

I just figured that the good ass.Prof. was a Cardassian:

[Wanderfound]

@Shuck

Pot for lobsters, MDMA for octopuses - what next? Speed for clams? Heroin for sea cucumbers? PCP for abalone?

Speed for snails.

Methamphetamine enhances memory of operantly conditioned respiratory behavior...

[Shuck]

I’m imagining whoever was behind that was stoned when they did: “I know what we do next! How about we give speed, right, you know, speed… to snails!”
I was momentarily worried by the squid in the image there until I realized it wasn’t related - they’re already apt to try to fuck you up without being on meth.

[R.Birks]

@Shuck

they’re already apt to try to fuck you up without being on meth

I have never seen a squid that didn’t look like it was seriously on something

[Charles_Insandiego]

Thank you. Seeing that error is like cactusses in my eye.

[beep54orama]

While I liked your statement, I personally do NOT want to see Alex Jones, EVER AGAIN (unless it is watching him having a brain stroke, which is what it looks like he’s normally doing, but for real. I’m sad he lives in my city.)

[Mangochin]

Here is footage of the experiment