Sean Hannity doesn't gargle piss


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/06/27/sean-hannity-doesnt-gargle-p.html


#2

It has been a very long time since I read an article that I enjoyed in such a straightforward way as I enjoyed this one.


#3

Breath mints Sean?

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#4

Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.


#5

“a long draft of his own bitter pilsner” - well said, sir, well said.


#6

“Sean Hannity doesn’t gargle piss”

The headline is wrong.


#7

Actually I think their description “strong-jawed Dreamworks character” is funnier.


#8

I see no definitive proof Hannity is human.


#9

I know it’s probably awful for us as a society, but I appreciate how much puerile crap I’ve laughed at since November. I was looking for a tweet to add to this thread, and ended up having to google “Your faces look like your butts smell”, and I didn’t even find it. What a world, what a time.


#10

drinking and gargling are not the same thing.


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#13

No mention of what “hanity gargles piss” changed their username from. I’m assuming it was something along the lines of “high, hot and hellofalot enema”.


#14

Also from the AV Club, this one might be funnier if it weren’t also depressing to see just how needy Trump’s ego is. Sad.


#15

unfortunate impression Hannity had cheerfully agreed he hankered for a nice pint of warm urine.

Perhaps he prefers it chilled.


#16

Pity. It might actually improve his breath considering that he spends most of his days spewing shit.


#17

I’m confused. Does Sean Hannity gargle piss or not?


#18

As far as I’m concerned, there is no evidence that he doesn’t gargle piss, but I’m willing to concede he may simply swish it around in his mouth.


#19

I find Hannity entirely confusing, so… maybe.


#20

“While we have no proof that he does gargle urine. We can turn that around. We have no proof beyond him saying so that he DOESN’T gargle urine!”

  • John Oliver

#21

“So Sean, when did you stop gargling piss?”