I’ve been bugging my partner with real estate listings in that town for years, but she said it was too isolated. Now this will seal the deal.
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Or maybe these ladies are really into the show Yellowjackets.
Like REALLY…
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Yeah this is a little too weird for me though. I miss the good old days when you could stir up panic just by dressing like a clown and standing on a street corner at night.
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If you look at the other photos in the linked article, the one in back looks more like someone wearing pants and hiking shoes. My money is on it being her and her grandfather doing it for kicks and clicks.
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Yep. I’ve become so distrusting of stuff on the internet that my immediate thought was “I wonder if she’s working with this two to create some sort viral attention for reasons.”
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It’s a really nice place to live, but you must bring your own work with you.
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wait, you don’t already have one (or more!) of those?
Get with the program!
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Sure, but I wasn’t there sniffing whiffy deer.
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Isn’t this the problem with MidJourney and other AI image generators?
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Time to reread Childhood’s End 
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Usually you’ve got to go right into Desolation Sound to find this type of weirdness. Looks like the bush is moving into the city.
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This time of year, I grab weeds while I’m walking my dog and weave them into little wreaths that I leave around the neighborhood… specifically because there is a woman on NextDoor who is furious because she thinks they are signs of witchcraft. I encourage you to do the same.
Image description: A hand holding a small wreath made of long grass and weeds.
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… I see three fingers and no teeth in that “photo”
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Is this what an actual witch hunt looks like?
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Hmmm. Quite a sensational headline for a blurry photograph. How does one determine this pair are witches? “Carcass-eating-ritual”? Come on. The only “carcass-eating-ritual” I’ve ever witnessed or heard of is Thanksgiving dinner.
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Can those witches please come to my house and eat the GODDAMNED DEER THAT ARE DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN MY YARD! Bring your friends, open meat bar
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What you need is 30-50 feral hogs.
Wait, no.
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Don’t Catholics and other Christians perform ritual carcass-eating every Sunday?
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