I recently attended the third service at the same crematorium. Apparently it is not good form to ask if there is a loyalty card.
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You’d fit right in with my family…
At my aunt’s funeral last year:
My sister: She’s the first of our aunts to die.
Me: She was a trail blazer in so many ways.
One of my other aunts: She was always such a great student (the aunt that died was the oldest).
My uncle: She ruined it for the rest of us!
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No, but at least you know where the best seats are now (depending on your preferences). 
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Still laughing at this one 
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It was a pretty good one, if I do say so myself…
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Do the pelvic thrust (oh, ah, oh, ah!)
Really drive you insaa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ane.
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There better be celebrating at my funeral. I don’t want to be remembered as a killjoy.
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Can I tag along the next time?
I’ll bring the popcorn.
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A Coupling quote here? Well now I’m tickled pink.
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Well then!
Please don’t use the word pedometer in this topic!
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