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And now you see why I quelled that curiosity before it arose.
Maniacal laughter is great at many an occasion, but sex isn’t one of them. (Don’t ask me how I know this. 
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Right there with you.
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A Penis Pedometer. You can buy them at Dick’s.
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Speaking from experience, nor funerals.
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Never said they weren’t regulated. I said they aren’t tested like food or drugs. In fact, you can find the FDA testing guidelines here. As you can see, before testing for slippage and breaking they check for genital irritation. The primary focus on clinical testing is effectiveness. They want to ensure that new material condoms are as effective as current materials. As far as the effect new materials have on the body, that is basically just looking at known toxicity studies.
As I said, condoms are not tested like food or drugs so buyer beware.
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A flare on the belt is really going to light up someone’s sex life - but not in a nice way.
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Penimeter, surely?
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Relevant:
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It is kilo-thrust capable and all I need is the deci-thrust.
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Have you tried thinking about baseball? Or your Grandma? Or your grandma reading spreadsheets, maybe about baseball?
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I’m not here to kink shame.
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Fitbit can probably help out here
You need to come to one of my family’s funerals… we put the fun in funeral!
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Uncle Brian?
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According to my Fitbit I wanked 20 miles last week
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Only 20? Amateur.
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Did you mean deka thrust (10 thrusts) or … Oh… sorry
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In ten minutes
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