1000 thrusts. Definitely an improvement. Now I’ll only need to stack three of these together.
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A joke I heard many moons ago…
"Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex was surely asking for trouble.
“Oh, no, my dear,” replied Granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and said, “He’d still be alive if that frickin’ ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
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4000 Thrusts? Roger That!
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An 90 year old man tells his friend that he’s become engaged to an 18 year old girl. Says the concerned friend, “Umm… aren’t you afraid about what might happen on the wedding night… I mean… death is a possibility” to the which the old man says, “If she dies, she dies.”
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That’s not actually true. They are medical devices, regulated by the FDA.
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Blue screen of death appears.
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You beat me to it
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It’s NOT quite Christmas season yet!
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Tell that to King Soopers; they’re already selling advent calendars.
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This was spoofed in a 70s movie called Fairy Tales, the kind of film a 1980s teenager might find late at night on Showtime or Cinemax.
I’m sorry and/or you’re welcome.
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Um - CLUE is America’s favorite comedy whodunit.
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I bailed on the recent mc chris show last month. I did see him last year, though.
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This is not an unknown fetish:
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That’s 999 more than I need.
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Now I can’t help but imagine doing the Count’s voice (laugh and all) as one counts aloud, while ‘doing the deed…’
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