Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/06/11/send-your-5-year-old-to-chick-fil-a-summer-camp-to-learn-how-to-take-a-guest-order-and-box-their-own-nuggets.html
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I don’t have the energy to post the “Where’s my vomit emoji” gif, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Child labor exploitation masquerading as “day camp,” coming from bigoted fundy Xtians; color me shocked.
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Is the Homophobia class a group activity, or will they be split into different-gendered pairs for that?
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Fuck capitalism.
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Psychological torture in the form of gay conversion therapy is a hidden secret menu item.
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Child labor exploitation and capitalist brainwashing wrapped up as a day camp is quite the trick - also adding in religious indoctrination on top is a hat trick. It’s like someone looked at authoritarian “re-education” work camps and said, “Sure, it’s terrible, but… what if… you know, for kids?”
They throw nuggets at you until you profess heterosexuality.
Clearly the only acceptable way of expressing it is “1.4 kilo-responses.”
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Plus they’re charging the parents for “the privilege” of having their kids indoctrinated and exploited.
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lol i literally didn’t even think about it, just took the number from the facebook post 
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Camp’s booked up, because “Christian” parents will absolutely sacrifice their children for the benefit of the most evil fast food chain in America.
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Well, I’d tell facebook to do better, but we know they can’t. 
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Oh they could, they just don’t want to.
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This does not shock me, after watching folks willing to sacrifice health and safety (for themselves and bystanders) just to reach the drive-thru lanes. I would hope this camp idea doesn’t spread, but given the increasing number of DOL child labor cases in the news, I doubt this is the last we’ll hear of this. 
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wut
I hoped for enough pushback that’d be cancelled or near empty.
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5 will get you 10; we’ll eventually hear about some kid being molested or abused in some other way while attending this “camp.”
That train is never late with such hypocrites.
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This seems tailor-made to arouse Newt Gingrich.
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What? No. That’s a terrible idea. They’ll claim that they have job experience when they apply for jobs in the fast food industry and demand a higher salary.
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Send my kid to that?
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