SF Bay Area police detain "cult or activist" group and find "four-foot model of a vagina"

Man in a canoe seen fleeing the scene.

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One of the items reportedly found was a four-foot model of a vagina,

Well, that is one way to educate people where the clitoris is.

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And in typically clueless fashion, they’re conducting a manhunt.

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You win the Internet for the day, for sure.

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According to the article, they were trespassing.

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In Soviet Russia, Hind seeks you.

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We detained the whole group for further investigation because they were in possession of a 4-foot vagina.
Another earlier group had automatic weapons and grenade launchers but we let them go as no laws were being broken.

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“Unauthorized possession of a vagina.”

Well of course, I guess the police had no choice at all

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well we’d better disavow it so they can more effectively isolate the actual antifa then

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“I wanted to be born again but Mum said NO!”

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Came here to ask if it was actually a vulva

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As I understand it, you need a concealed carry license.

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A few smutty almost-fictions await writing. They’ve possibly already appeared on pr0n story sites. But in what categories? Exhibition? Fetish? Fantasy?

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Obviously not performance art then.

Four foot anatomical or artistic model?

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Four feet? That’s nothing.

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