Do good dog’s get treats?
WHY WOULDN’T THEY!?
Why are you shouting?
Was I a little over-excitable there?
Was it really unjustified?
We all defend the doggoes to the best of our ability, don’t we?
Could you call yourself a human if you didn’t?
You can tell that I’m not really a cat person, can’t you?
Cats don’t really show the same affection as dogs, do they?
Did you know Dogs are actually made of pure joy?
Who would doubt that?
Probably only a cat person?
Cats are assholes, what does that say about cat people?
Am I the only one who pictures Tygra and Snarf whenever they hear “cat people”?
Wouldn’t one rather picture Nastassja Kinski and Malcolm McDowell?
Am I the only one who thinks of cat maids?
What does what I’d rather picture have to do with it? And what’s a cat maid?
Didn’t my cat make a terrible mess in the kitchen?
You didn’t let it crawl in the science oven, did you?
Was it unwise to do that after injecting it with that green glowing liquid?