Maybe I’m a rutabaga?
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Am I a meat popsicle?
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@Faffenreffer @anon61833566 Who am I to judge?
But with one more vegetable wouldn’t we have dinner?
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Why Not?
Are there rules?
Can’t we all bring different things to the table?
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If I knew you guys were coming, wouldn’t I bake a cake?
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Dessert cake or tea-time cake?
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If I’m a gracious host won’t I try to anticipate all of your cake needs?
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Does it matter that I prefer pie to cake?
What if I would rather have a cigar and whiskey instead of sweets?
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If an infinite number of monkeys could eventually type the entire works of Shakespeare, how many do you need to send to the shop to get the supplies for all of my anticipated needs?
Will they bring back the right change?
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In what movie was donald sutherland a fascist?
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Does the one where his dad was a “good” Nazi count?
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Isn’t the answer to that and similar questions always the square root of 2?
Won’t I just give the monkeys a prepaid debit card?
Just how many cake needs do you anticipate having?
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Oh, but wouldn’t a whiskey be sweet right now?
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Don’t monkeys usually get paid peanuts?
Can’t you just make the right cake and solve a lot of these problems in one?
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How many peanuts can square root of 2 monkeys eat?
Maybe I’ll split the difference and make some petit fours?
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Is this Math class or Home Economics?
Is it truly a pastry if it isn’t French?
Did I accidentally ignore the Danish?
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Isn’t there more than one?
ETA:
Are you thinking of 1900?
Or could it be The Eye of the Needle?
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Wouldn’t the correct answer be “every Hunger Games movie”?
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Can we have tea now?
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