Maybe if you show me the puppies first?
Iā¦umā¦ how did we get here again?
Is that a question, or has the sudden turn into Squicksville left you blind, deaf, and mute?
Did we just roleplay a 1970s PSA by accident?
Surprise! Wasnāt it me, McGruff the Crime Dog, all along?
Wouldnāt even Tommy realize that Jesus is reacting to a non-question?
Has punctuation become my undoing? Did an errant colon bring all my works to naught? Shall I meditate on my shame, and scourge the iniquity from my flesh? Shall I eat the bitter carob?
Wouldnāt some carob help that errant colon?
Is it a risk worth taking?
Arenāt I okay with it as long as nobody tells me it is just like chocolate?
Is this an appropriate time to say āOne of these things is not like the otherā?
Can I find a way to use a question to answer this?
Was that it?
Is this not the place for questions?
Has BBS not already established that chocolate (mentioned many times) beats carob (hello, carob?.. just checking to see if you happened to show up)?
Do you really think Iām falling for that line twice in one week?
Would Trumpās answer to that question be, āMeā?
What is a Dr. Pimple Popper, and why would anyone want to watch it?
Do I need to link to a video?