Wouldn’t you like to be a popper too?
If you do, do you honestly expect me to watch it?
Who knew that A.J. Weberman was still active?
Excuse me, could someone direct me to the fitting rooms?
Don’t you see the big old sign that says they are over there?
Do you mean the one that says Employees Must Wash Hands But Not Feet or the one that says License Renewals and Cancellations on Alternate Fridays at Odd-Numbered Windows ?
How does this work again?
Do either of those signs discuss the fitting rooms?
Maybe the employee bathroom is in the fitting rooms?
And anyway wasn’t I just looking where you were pointing?
Again?
Did it work before?
Why were you looking in the complete opposite direction of my pointing? Wasn’t I pointing this way instead of that way ?
Are you suggesting this is my right or that is my other left?
Are you really back for more?
My, aren’t you a little masochist?
Huh? Aren’t you supposed to sing to me now?
Singing? I said no singing didn’t I?
Should I take off the Andrea True costume then?