How come Aquaman can’t control fish fingers?
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Oh, you went swimming? Did you have fun?
All you want to do is be a princess, you say?
Is that a Hello Kitty T-shirt you’re wearing?
Do you want to be a Hello Kitty princess?
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Don’t we all?
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When I was a small child, didn’t I go to my mother and say: “There’s a new kid down the block and I want to play with him—but I don’t know him!” ?
Didn’t she tell me: “Just go up to him and say Hi, my name is [zfirphdn], what’s your name? ” ?
And didn’t I reply: “You mean he doesn’t know my name? Well, then, I’ll just tell him I’m Queen Elizabeth!” ?
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I don’t know, did you?
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Isn’t that story completely true?
Do you doubt it because I did not state it unequivocally?
How can I convince you without breaking the Code of Questioning?
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Are sure that if you break it, they will buy it?
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Isn’t it sometimes worth a Donald?
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Is that even worth a duck these days?
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WHAT? Well, maybe only if I could be sure of getting one of the cuter versions of Donald?
But wasn’t Tamsin_Bailey’s reply to me really more of a meta comment about the strictures of our chosen format, anyway?
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Did you just presume to assume that I know what I’m talking about?
Jeez, when has that ever happened before…?
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Will this do?
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Do you honestly think I can be bothered with all that effort?
It’s going to be more than one “click”, isn’t it?
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But wouldn’t you like to see all the fun you missed out on?
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I saw you ask when it was going to be fun in the first dozen comments and after 18,000 iterations don’t you think the fun’s kinda gone out of this a little?
How do we get the magic back?
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Are you not entertained?
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Have you got 30 odd foot of grunts to share?
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Just in case I did have 30 odd foot of grunt, is there a place where I can dispose of it safely? Maybe somewhere where thrown and broken mobile phones go?
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