Couldn’t you recycle it all as samples?
5 Likes
So is that what a funky good time sounds like? I won’t have to give it up, will I?
5 Likes
4 Likes
3 Likes
If this were a different thread, would you have chosen to drop the question mark?
??
3 Likes
How could Aquaman control “fish fingers” [a processed food], when “control” of such things implies that he would eat his own subjects?
4 Likes
Don’t I always use neat Vicky?
Who would be careless enough to use messy other Vicky?
Are you now or will you soon be promoting something Vicky?
Would you like a Donald?
3 Likes
Is this a Strategic Butt Donald? Are you tying some BBS memes together here?
5 Likes
How did I not know about that thread until now and why have we become so serious? It’s Donald Trump’s fault, isn’t it?
5 Likes
Serious? Do you have me mixed up with someone else?
6 Likes
Surely not?
3 Likes
That’s usually the cue for an Airplane GIF isn’t it?
6 Likes
Do any of you know how to get blood out of a carpet?
2 Likes
How much trouble are you in?
Will we count as accomplices?
Have you tried diluted dish soap?
Do you need his number?
5 Likes
Have you considered simply saturating the carpet in enough blood so that it all looks ok?
5 Likes
Maybe I should neither confirm nor deny that I am in trouble? Wouldn’t that help you maintain plausible deniability? Hypothetically though, on a scale of one to ten, wouldn’t I say the situation in the living room (ouch, irony) is somewhere around a twelve, leaning towards thirteen when the day warms up?
How do you think I got into this fix? Wouldn’t I have been better off if I had just stopped after one? But then those nice Mormon boys turned up on the step and didn’t I think, “Well, maybe the carpet would look nice in a mix of mottled rust tones?”
I mean… hypothetically, you understand?
4 Likes
“Have you got time to talk about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ what have you done?”
6 Likes
Maybe it’s time to color outside the lines?
Anybody got a match?
Who wants marshmallows?
4 Likes
That was the google car that went by, wasn’t it? Am I going to find my self on Street View? How long do you suppose it takes before they post the new views? Why was I slouching?
5 Likes
