Can you fathom that my car was captured twice in the same day in two different cities by the same Google car?
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So catch and release then? Did they fit your car with a tracking collar before they let it go? If you turn around suddenly will you see a disheveled man behind you, holding a radio telemetry antenna, muttering into a tape recorder, and making cryptic notes on a topographical map?
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If the pope pees in the woods, does he make holy water?
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Also: Whatâs the deal with unholy water? Why do we never hear about it?
And what constitutes unholy water anyway? The addition of the demon fluoride? Bacterial or chemical contamination? Maybe unholy water is just any fluid exiting Ozzy Osborneâs body?
It canât be as simple as cleanliness, can it? The Ganges is reckoned as holy, but itâs one of the most polluted rivers in the world, isnât it?
Is there a theologian in the house?
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Are we still doing this?
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Havenât I been busy?
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Are you really sure you want to?
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Shouldnât I have more time for this thread?
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Shouldnât you have more time for this Fred?
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Doesnât it just take a moment on occasion?
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How special does that occasion have to be?
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How special do you want it to be?
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Can I have sprinkles?
Theyâre pretty special, right?
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Sprinkles really do make everything better, donât they?
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Can you give me a moment to check there is ice cream in my freezer?
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Wouldnât you rather have them on a donut?
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Seeing as I already ate trifle as there was no ice cream am I NOT at risk of exploding if I try to eat a doughnut, no matter the topping or contents?
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Not even a wafer thin one?
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Why do you want to see me explode!?
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Maybe you could just split a seam or two? Possibly pop a button?
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Can I charge more for that?
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