I think you would have to declare the cost of the button and the value of the popped-button revenue on form HMPP1/4-13.2 and amortize the expense over three non-consecutive fiscal years, but I’m not a professional; shouldn’t you be asking a tax preparer?
Isn’t it nice that you turned this into an innocent financial issue?
Are any financial issues truly innocent?
Ain’t that the truth?
If A is to B as an ostrich is to an unripe avacado, what is the intranasal temperature of a climate-stressed walrus 15 minutes due south of the arctic circle?
Why do you ask?
why shouldn’t I ask?
Am I at liberty to say?
If you are not at liberty to say can you say something else?
Who is getting the next round? Did I just volunteer?
Can you get me a bourbon?
Sure and what would anybody else like?
Like to know, is a hotdog a sandwich?
Wait, rocks or neat?
Isn’t it a fuzzy concept?
May I have a gin and tonic, please, with lime if you have it?
Isn’t it so nice of you to offer?
Why lime? Does it represent the bitter regret of your past failures, or the sourness of your current situation?
Ah, but isn’t lime traditional in G&T?
And wouldn’t lime (possibly Meyer lemon) be the only citrus tree I would plant if I lived somewhere amenable to growing citrus?