Hasn’t the answer turned out to be “No”? Haven’t they posted the street view from June now, and aren’t I nowhere in sight?
Do you suppose they go up and down the streets a few times, and pick the view with the prettiest people? Do you suppose I never was there, and I’m just a figment of my own imagination?
W͕̥͚̖͖͚̹̣̬̐́̏̽̽̀̓́̎̋ḧ̢̨̭͇͉͙̰͇́̈͐̀̕ŷ̸̨̬͔̟̦͎̞̃̉́̈̇ h̸̛͙̙̤͇͚̞̪̉̊̈́̉͋̿̏ͅá̴̛̯͈̹̯̙̪͕̘͋̒̔̆̕͞v̷̧̛̜̦̩͕̣̂͋͂̿̽ͅě̛̙̠̗͍̙̅́̈̄̂͗͝ y̡̛̫̦̟̬͈̟̫̣͛́̀͊̚͝ǫ̷̛͖̬̼̯̯͙̈́̒͂͋͊͡͞ṵ̷̧̫͈̖̥͎͔͕̿̂̍̉͂͊͟ a̤̦̺̹̖̞̰̋̂̎̈́̆̈͠͠͡w̢̯̱̝̪͑̉̒̈́̋̓͊̚͜͡a̧͙̥͉͇̗̎̓̏̐̈́͛̽̃̊͜͠k̵̻̺͚͖͈̇̏̓̅̊̂͗̕͜͡ę̣̙͖̹̥̩͌̿̌͆̀̚n̢̝̟̣̯͍̙̤̆̐̓̄́͑́̽͟ͅe̠̥͓͖̬̽͂̉̉͆́͗̈́̑̕ď̷̜̞̰̤̘͋͘͡͡͡ͅͅ U̡̞̟͓͍̭͎͒̂̽̾̀͋͋͜͟Ŝ̛̗̳̻̝̰̒̉̂͊̋̿͐̄ f̶̨̨̣̝̰̩̍̇̄͊̏̍̆̐͟͡r̸̛͙̩͍̗͓͓̿͂̔̕͠ͅͅͅơ̧̻̥̠̮͉͙̔̎͗̃͆͛͛̊͡ḿ̵̨̨͚͇̱̩̳͉̣̊̈́̂̈́̀͂͊ ò̸̼̲͕͉̬̜̪͉͍̆̊̔͗͘͟͝͞u̜͈̼͇̱͒͐̌̀̽͌r̗̥̹͕̳͒͛͑̾̂̉̏̚͡͡ s̷̝̙̥̦̠̺̝̰͐͛̀͂͐̔͐͊̕l̶̬̫͈͕̘̼̑̈͗̐͞ͅͅū̷̧̮̻̥̤̯̩̙͈̀̍̒̌̈͊͆̓͝m̷̙͈̰̘̺̰̃͊̀̆̅̄͝b̶̧̛͔̰̠̙̦͍̬̫̖́͆̐̂ē̛̛̫̯̼̞͉̤͛̂̿͐͋̿̚͟r̴͓͉͔̪̱͚͉̀̀̌̒̕?̴͙͔̺̜͑̿͊̔̈͋̊͝ͅ
Don’t you know you can’t just sleep all day?
Are you not aware there are chores to do?
Why can’t I sleep all day?
I dunno, have you seen a doctor?
Why, do they sleep all day?
If I throw the apple will it wake them as well as keep them away?
What if I am up all night?
Maybe you should have read the pill bottle label more intently?
Where is the fun in that?
Did you remember to bring enough for everyone?
I have these pill bottles and Infinite Jest, so which do you suggest I read?
That is a bit of a dilemma isn’t it?
Have you checked the footnotes for any effects on the appendix?
Is one allowed to edit one’s comment, thus rendering my almost posted reply completely irrelevant?
Is that one of those existential questions?
Is the relevance of an existential question Rendered by its completeness?
Why do you guys always come to me with the hard ones?
Isn’t that fairly begging for a lewd response? Who exactly do you take me for?
