Is that one of those koans?
Didnât I just say I canât read the label!? Do they make good shirts? If they do then how much to make their till go I-Ching?
Uh, have I triggered something? Whatâs the reset code?
Ooh, am I a candidate?
Will you jump in the river holding hands?
Holding hands with whom? Or is that who?
Is it really important?
Wouldnât it be for the person attached to the hand?
Wasnât I answering the second question?
How was I to know this? Shouldnât there be two questions for my two questions? Arenât I entitled to that at least? Also, doesnât grammar matter?
How was I to know that you didnât know that we were nesting questions like parentheses?
Are you equating questions and answers?
How should I know?
Doesnât it depend on which side of the pond you are on?
Does this look weird to you?
If you think it looks weird shouldnât you consult a professional?
Will just any sort of professional do?
Did I nest anything? Should I question all of these? Isnât this the place to answer questions with questions? Why shouldnât you know? Does it depend on the pond? Does what look weird to me?
If we answer questions with questions, wonât we wind up questioning everything, and ultimately ask, âJust what is a question anyway?â?
Is that not a good question?
Shouldnât we learn to be creative under specific constraints, such as only employ questions in this thread? Wonât this help us become better questioners? Shouldnât we always question everything rather than accept on face value?
Are we in truth liberated by the constraints we place upon ourselves? Shouldnât we rather break the shackles of staid convention and soar upon the gossamer wings of fancy?
Donât you know what happens if you break these rules?