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Would the confusion between pasties and pasties have been avoided if we were asking these questions verbally?
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If that were true would it not negate some of the fun?
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Did someone ask for me?
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Canât you speak for yourself?
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Didnât I sell my voice to an octopus in exchange for these legs?
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Was a fanny pack part of that bargain?
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Isnât a fanny pack always the gravy that burns your nipples?
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Is that one of those koans?
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Are you sure youâre wearing that properly?
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Should I have put down a base layer of pastry first?
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Would that be a base layer of paste?
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Isnât that where the old saying, âWhatâs paste is prologueâ comes from?
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Was that not in the prologue of Antic Hay?
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Does someone using a photo of themselves as an avatar make you value their comments less?
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Are you really a cricket!? 
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Are you Princess Leia? Or are you Banksy?
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Is it a bad sign that Iâm offended by someone calling a third instar American bird grasshopper a cricket?*
*Is this too many questions to ask at once?
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If I were either of those would I hang out here?
How can I tell your species from just an itty bitty mugshot?
Do I look like an expert?
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Do you think this wig makes me look silly?
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