How good does one have to be to be considered dandy?
Perhaps if you go for one step above âfineâ youâll be OK?
Would the crease on my spine interfere with that?
Is spine crease an extended case of plumber butt?
Doesnât my wearing my underwear on the outside help hide that?
Surely you only do that to protect your merkin from cosmic radiation and neonicotinoid chemtrails?
Arenât they how my merkin got its superpowers?
Great Scott, is that why we never see you and Wonder Merkin in the same place at the same time?
Is it an âmerican merkin or a furrinâ furr?
And if itâs a furrinâ fur, does the merkin count in a âmerican census? Wouldnât Wilbur prefer not to count the furrinâ fur?
Wilbur will bar the furrinâ fur?
Is it me, or does the kind of fur WIlbur prefers reveal him as a racist cur?
Who let the dogs out?
Why do I still track this thread?
Is it because you are concerned with the momentous issues of the day and enjoy serious discourse?
Does this not amuse you?
What should do if it doesnât amuse me?
What does your heart tell you to do?
Find something that does amuse you? Or, no?
Did that kill the conversation?