Shall we try this again? Questions to be asked?

How good does one have to be to be considered dandy?

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Perhaps if you go for one step above “fine” you’ll be OK?

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Would the crease on my spine interfere with that?

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Is spine crease an extended case of plumber butt?

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Doesn’t my wearing my underwear on the outside help hide that?

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Surely you only do that to protect your merkin from cosmic radiation and neonicotinoid chemtrails?

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Aren’t they how my merkin got its superpowers?

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Great Scott, is that why we never see you and Wonder Merkin in the same place at the same time?

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Is it an ‘merican merkin or a furrin’ furr?

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And if it’s a furrin’ fur, does the merkin count in a ‘merican census? Wouldn’t Wilbur prefer not to count the furrin’ fur?

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Wilbur will bar the furrin’ fur?

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Is it me, or does the kind of fur WIlbur prefers reveal him as a racist cur?

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Who let the dogs out?

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Why do I still track this thread?

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Is it because you are concerned with the momentous issues of the day and enjoy serious discourse?

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Does this not amuse you?

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What should do if it doesn’t amuse me?

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What does your heart tell you to do?

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Find something that does amuse you? Or, no?

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Did that kill the conversation?

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