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even the criminals are so gosh darn thoughtful this time of year, he practically gift wrapped himself.
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If he expected to be violently arrested, then going directly to the police station, with its cctv, etc, may have been a good tactic.
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It’s pretty wacky there.
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He kinda looks like a younger, less successful brother of John Waters.
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Well in that city they still do the morning and a wackamo did (uh huh), so all bets are off, really.
I was going to say a “more human Stephen Miller,” but…
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Ohio, hmmm? Would have guessed Florida.
Reminds me of the ending of that old Buster Keaton movie Cops!:
(Not shown in this gif is that when the camera pulls back a second later it’s revealed that he just ran into the police station)
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… or the chase in A Hard Day’s Night.
Prudence Decantant’s kids never had it easy.
And then some.
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