Awww, I sarcasm you too
Thanks to this thread I realised you can get a reply by email badge, and now I have it.
⏠I hear the secrets that you keep
When youâre snarking in your sleep â«
But ah, you all best stay out of my dreams. Itâs for your protection.
Iâm weird too. Iâll try to make sure itâ a one-and-done thing. If itâs not, I wonât be letting anyone know.
Youâve become obsessed with the Unread (xxx) number at the top of the page.
Sure there are hundred of posts that opened and closed before addiction claimed you.
But that number must become zero.
Must get back to opening, skimming and closing tabsâŠ
You donât get that number down to 0 at least once every 24 hour period?
PfftâŠamateur!
Wait, you mean that itâs non-zero for some people? Uh oh. I think that is a sign.
When certain users just immediately get mentally filtered out because that way leads to a large bottle of antacids.
When your dreams turn into a debate about JudaismâŠ
When you start searching topics for an appropriate place to perpetuate the âThe Phantom Menaceâ in-joke.
Iâm not an addict!! I can stop at any time!!
Oh look a new discussionâŠmaybe just a quick peekâŠ
dammit.
When you return to a thread thatâs been idle for days because after multiple tries at reply by email, you finally got the badge:
when you deactivated all mail notifications because you anyway have the BBS open all the time
Whoah! That is impressive!
Just under a week to plow through 800 topics. Iâd apologize for necromantic likes, but I already did during the 10,25,50 Likes game.