Sinkhole opens in front of Mar-a-Lago, funny tweets abound

[hecep]

@davide405

The inevitable weakening of the metaphysical fabric of the planes as the nether realms grow closer to the Here and Now.

Oh. The fabric of the planes. Okay. Without that, your claim would have been ludicrous

[hecep]

@kuzzer

Sink hole, schmink hole: it’s a black hole of despair that will only get larger over the coming days. The tarmac is only the beginning, I tells ya! The. Beginning!!

I’ll keep that in mind as I sink back into my Spanish hammock, fart, and sip on a huge Pina Colada.

[hecep]

Maybe somebody could let me know when Beelzebub pokes his noodle up out of that thing, because THAT’S to time to try out one of those big old Gustaf babies out on his ass, just to see what happens.

[morcheeba]

It’s probably just a spy tunnel, like the one the FBI/NSA built under the Russian Embassy in DC.

[tigkiwi]

You may have a like.

[Alfred_Packer1]

It’s the work of a dvergr. See “Does a Bear Shoot in the Woods?” by Wen Spencer in Baen’s ‘Free Stories 2017’ http://www.baen.com/free-stories-2017.html

[anon34697667]

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States has tweeted a message about the sinkhole.