Sinkhole opens in front of Mar-a-Lago, funny tweets abound


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/05/22/sinkhole-opens-in-front-of-mar.html


#2

Why is story there even here? I REMEMBER WHEN BOING BOING WAS A COLLECTION OF WONDERFUL THINGS!

I want my money back.

(There. Saved somebody some time.)


#3

Dear God(dess):

You missed.

Please have better aim next time.

Thank you.


#4

The inevitable weakening of the metaphysical fabric of the planes as the nether realms grow closer to the Here and Now.


#5

Will he grab it?


#6

Let it grow, let it grow…apologies to Clapton.


#7

Did you say "sinkhole?"
I thought you said “stinkhole.”


#8

It’s just a promotional stunt for the Buffy the Vampire Slayer revival.


#9

The Mar-a-Lago stinkhole is currently in the Middle East.


#10

Sink hole, schmink hole: it’s a black hole of despair that will only get larger over the coming days. The tarmac is only the beginning, I tells ya! The. Beginning!!


#11

This could only be more appropriate if it had broken a gas main and a sewer line, resulting in a fountain of burning crap.


#12

I totally forgot about the sinkholes in Florida, so I wonder if the secret service has worried about them at all for security reasons?


#13

Fixed that etc.


#14

Foolish samurai thought he could defeat Trump errr Aku! So I opened up a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law!


#15

Isn’t this an event from Crusader Kings 2?

I think I know what ⊥rumps next laws are going to be.



#16

You’re doing god’s work there! :wink:


#17

Oh! You’re joking!


#18

Sorry. I didn’t mean to get anybody’s hopes up (even though season 5 of Angel already kinda ruined the chances of this.)


#19

There’s always the comics!


#20

It’s always a classic. One adventure, this wizard hired the party. As we trudged down past a pacified three-headed dog, we raised questions about our destination. “Don’t worry, it’s only Purgatory.”

One of the other players shot him in the back with a heavy crossbow, and we legged it out of there while he was still bouncing down the slope.