Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/13/north-canute.html
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I guess it’s time for North Carolina State Troopers to arrest Posiedon then.
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These areas the developers were worried about were among my old fishing haunts.
Too bad. Nice houses on 10ft. stilts. Soon to be gone in the 15ft. swells.
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Which reality did the flood insurance mongers subscribe to tho…?
You know the old saying “Better Safe than Sorry” “Better Sorry/Not Sorry and Rich Now than Safe Later”
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“…voted in a law decreeing that the seas weren’t rising”
Good luck with telling the sea that.
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The only way they could enforce that law is to get the Sand Guardian (aka Guardian of the Sand) to tell Poseidon to f*ck off.
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I mean… You can tell the sea whatever you want.
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Isn’t that basically the plot of the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie?
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Only one thing left to do: North Carolina is going to have to arrest the ocean for breaking the law. It might be a tight squeeze getting it into their already overcrowded prison system, but the lawmakers have never worried about that before.
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You’d think this would force a moment of reflection, but reality catching up doesn catch up with everyone…
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i know, even king cnut was being ironic when he sat next to the tide and bade it not come in.
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When it comes to climate change, sooner or later, it will.
Terraforming Mars is just a pipe dream right now; we better start getting our shit together here on Earth…
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We know exactly how that will play out:
Half of the naysayers will claim that it would have happened anyways, due to the sun.
The other half will find a way to blame Democrats.
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The ocean might be coming to turn itself in! Looks like they’re evacuating the prisons to make room.
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What a bunch of Cnuts.
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“Hey, if you think really hard, maybe we can stop this rain … No Rain! No Rain!”
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“… thanks to sea-level rises that outstripped the legally decreed limits on what the ocean was allowed to do.”
LOL!
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Republicans have a long history of metaphorically yelling at clouds…
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That was pretty dark, bro. Funny, but so dark.
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