"Slay on, queens!": Hungry javelina will cost Sedona golf club up to $375,000 in damages

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Originally published at: "Slay on, queens!": Hungry javelina will cost Sedona golf club up to $375,000 in damages | Boing Boing

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Onward, you beautiful animals, onward! Trample that turf, dig those holes, wreak havoc on that abomination! #teamJavelina all the way!

I’m also quite disappointed that the quoted $375K was a total and not per day or at least a week. Gosh it sure would be a shame if any golfers got gored, wouldn’t it?

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ha ha, this is perfect!

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You know, Judge Engoron just might need some experienced javelinas to help New York disgorge Trump of some property value.

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Aw yeah… :cocktail::cocktail::cocktail:

Also, whenever I see ‘hungry javelina’ all I can hear is Tone Loc, ‘Funky Cold Medina’ :grin:

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  1. Nature told you it was a bad idea
  2. Environmentalists told you it was a bad idea
  3. Now javelina are telling you it’s a bad idea.

Maybe, duffers, a green golf course in the desert is…a bad idea.

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