Smashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan joins professional wrestling

You think you’re an old - I remember Big Tex McKenzie and Haystacks Calhoun. Thanks grandad for taking me to the Cincinnati Gardens!

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Corgan has been involved with pro wrestling for years. He even cofounded an independent league in 2011.

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CAAAAGE MAAATCH!

I was prepared to be shocked that he has decided to be a wrestler but am now disappointed that he’s just in management. All the moves that a fruit and veg destroyer could have had…

Pumpkin smasher!
Melon baller!
Apricot tosser!
Aubergine? NObergine! (it’s eggplant in the US so he might not use that one) Gonna serve up some WOEbergine to my FOEbergine!
Grapes of WRAAATH! (squashes grapes in hand)
Grapevine! (pretty much the same as clothesline)

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