Trump insists he could beat Joe Biden in a fight: "He'd go down hard and fast, crying all the way"


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/03/22/trump-insists-he-could-beat-jo.html


#2

Don’t forget, Trump learned all of his tough-guy talk during his days as a bad-guy heel for the WWE.


#3

This way, violence becomes an imminent spectacle, full of potential, a perfect reinforcement to Trump’s image of himself.


#4

Awesome. A dick-measuring contest between two 70-something year-old “leaders.” Just one more in a long list of reasons to vote more women into leadership.


#5

Where’s Don King when you need him?

Ladies and gentlemen- the thrilla in Foggy Bottom!!!

Do they even make such tiny boxing gloves?

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#6

The weigh in would be - well - sad.


#7

snl-stefon-laugh-cry


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#9

Just to be clear…Joe Biden would actual kick his ass without even breaking a sweat.


#10

Call his bluff. I’m sure there’s a boxing ring in DC. Do it all for charity. What would Trump agree to support? The Hair Club For Men?


#11

If you famous or whatever … them rules don’t apply.

Fuck you, twitter.


#12

Alyssa-Milano-Popcorn-Gif


#13

A prize fight! Donald Trump vs. Jumping Joe Biden! It will be bigger than the Super Bowl!


#14

Did the Canadian MP do a charity boxing match with someone?

I’d pay to see that. (ETA - Trump and Biden box for charity.)


#15

Most of us would pay just to watch him eat ice cream.


#16

So presidential


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Ladies and gentlemen, the President of The Untied States of America.


#18

Wait, who is him in this statement?

I don’t think I was clear, I was saying I’d pay to watch Biden and Trump go at it for charity.


#19

Canadian MP


#20

OK - thanks for the clear up… why ice cream, exactly? I feel like I am missing an inside joke.