You can’t just do that - aren’t you going to give us your review? 
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I had a quick look at some of local news reporting and it seems that we’re taking about… Jilly Cooper and E.L James. (Swoons in horror).
Puzzlingly that’s about 50% of the books in actual charity bookshops, so I’m not sure why this is news.
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Because rural prudes will be rural prudes?
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It’s a very inappropriate book for children. You need a lot of context and guidance to read it “correctly”
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Do you know, I think you might just have cracked it 
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I don’t see what the big deal is. When those boxes were used as functioning phone booths, they were typically filled with flyers for escort services anyway.
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Obscene topiary? I am impressed.
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Mum! Dad! Billy’s reading Song of Solomon and wanking again!
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pearl necklace noted…
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Not in Little Whingeing-on-the-Wold.
The major would always remove them immediately.
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And urine.
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Village Busybodies: “Won’t somebody think of the children”
Children: “What’s a book?”
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Something to do with hedges.
Also could these be Barbara Cartland books?
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Charity shops were at one stage saying we don’t want your Dan Brown books we have enough of them already. So E.L. James has assumed his mantle?
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Conservative party manifesto?
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Apparently so:
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