So, space grease is a thing

Folks making hard SF take note - now your spaceships need to be smeared in lard.

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“OK, I’m going out to scrape the viewports, AGAIN. And this is the last time for me today. Amos, you’re up next. Cycling the locks now.”

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So it’s vitally important that space explorers bring along a capable toaster!

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Space grease?

Don’t you mean:

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You’ve seen the new season then? No? Go now. Go. Now.

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The Bovril Nebula

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Which perfectly explains why planets don’t squeak as they revolve.

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Hey, while I have this image address in my clipboard…

Starships will need hull-heaters so that they can cut through space exactly like a hot knife.

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Come to think of it, shedding excess heat from a spaceship is actually quite the problem… The more goo you can find to conduct heat into, the better, I’d guess.

Could probably vaporise it.

“Sensors smell a cloaked ship in the area!”

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