Soap promises to make you smell like "Naval Supremacy"

Is there a soap that makes you smell like Katamari Damacy?

Or is that glue?

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Never a good idea.

I actually use Lethal Uprising. The the name caught my attention during a quest for shampoo with a scent I do not find cloying. I thought it funny.
It’s nice. I don’t need separate conditioner but once a week. It smells nice and does increase volume and shine. Works better and smells better than the feminine shampoo plus conditioner I was using. I am female but a lot of the feminine products smell terrible to me. I have no interest in smelling like potpourri.

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Try the Method men’s body wash. You can get it at target. The cedar & cyprus is great and i like juniper & sage. Scrubs well and moisturizes.

This is from a recipe dating back at least to Roman days, and is by law made of 72% olive oil. A kilo cube lasts me about a year of very regular daily use, it’s great for the skin, and the stub goes into the shaving mug:

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For anything like aprons try Etsy. There are probably tons of people there that will make you an apron without the bullshit and customised to your specifications.

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What I do is to use a fairly neutral body wash and use an eau de cologne

I wish I could buy all the sweaters he wears in Picard!

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You will need a soap dish for proper supremacists.

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Is there a special 19th Century version for the British market?

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Brilliant! Witticism of the Day! Worthy of the Gnomon Chronicles and here we go!

https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Naval_Strength_Body_Wash#Rum.2C_sodomy_and_lash_scented_candle

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Wouldn’t sodomy scented candle smell like santorum?

If you take away all the manliness, soap smelling like hot engine could actually be nice idea.

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Don’t mess around. This is the real deal. It also removed poison ivy oil.

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zis is my blowing and blowing post of the week thank you…

Yes. That is a high possibility.

My father served in the Navy for 32 years and worked for NOAA on two of their research ships. I also followed in his footsteps, though minus the military service, working now in commercial cargo ships. If there is one smell constant, it is the odor of sweat, diesel (actually a whole assemblage of petroleum vapors), and sewage. Given the high concentration of men aboard any given ship, it doesn’t take that much imagination to guess what some of the boys do to “take the edge off,” to get a good night’s sleep.

If you can smell the sewage, guess what else you’re probably smelling.

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