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Now you just have to figure out how to put that on a baseball cap.
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Les Nesman had social distancing in the office down pat.
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I get that this is just a joke.
However… You do realize that the fan is just agitating the airborne virus and generating infective turbulences that reach far wider than normal, impacting even the inventor.
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He’s blowing his coronavirus all over the office!
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Machine art at its finest.
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He should disable the impeller or remove its blades.
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I use anti-social distancing.
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Far more effective
Yes, so he can adjust social distance depending on speed.
Fan turned off = 1.5m
Fan turned on, = 5m
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I think a lawn sprinkler would be more effective.
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Today I learned the difference between airborne contagions and the other kind. Covid does not remain viable after drying out, while diseases like anthrax,tuberculosis,and measles can spread in dry little dust motes.
If a sick person sneezed into this fan it might make a difference, but otherwise Id say it’s mostly harmless.
I see a close encounters of the third kind reference and a hitchhiker’s guide reference. I’m a fan.
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