This is not exactly the reply I anticipated from you.
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Who is doing what to whom here? Sorry, confused.
2 1/2 hours between replies… 
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That does sound a bit refractory.
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I thought the “born in the usa” with the puerto rican flag moment was the best moment of the whole spectacle. The rest struck me as very american in the worst ways, the vegas-y super-professional glitz and glamour and shooting fire and all that bullshit that’s an impressive display of dance talent and tremendous organizational skills that must be required for events like this, but ultimately feels empty.
Still better than the Stones were tho.
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Ah, the Wiggles. “Any physical contact with kids was strictly forbidden and those signature Wiggles Fingers were an easy way to get around it.” https://babyology.com.au/health/safety/theres-a-confronting-reason-behind-the-wiggles-signature-hand-gesture/
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The only reason I don’t know what the Pornhub intro sounds like, is because I mute my PC before navigating there (shitty apartment with thin walls) ^^’.
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Dude. Headphones are 10 bucks!
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Fair, but I also don’t care much about the soundtrack anyway. My own mental version is WAY better. I’m also too cheap/lazy to get an extension cord for my headphones and don’t have Bluetooth ^^’ .
Anyway, I was just saying I don’t know what it sounds like, but I should. So you’re not wrong.
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“…conservative Christian…”
One cannot be a Christian AND a conservative. Not in 2020; not in decades. The two things do not go together in any way.
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Who still thinks that fauxkleys are a good fashion choice?
I think I just coined the term “fauxkleys”. I took faux and Oakleys and made a new word. I’m going to sit back and wait for the nickles to start rolling in. 
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Add to project list: An app that checks the router traffic and dims the lights accordingly.
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And reorders Kleenex if needed.
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I dunno.
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“I actually went on there to check on him.”
Attack Helicopter Mom hovers on over with her “anti-shank” missiles.
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Priapism is harder than algebra.
Not if they mete out further punishment and confine him in “The Hole”.
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Silly women, their bodies belong to white American cis evangelical males.
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