You can tell he’s white, because the headline isn’t ‘Man shot by police trying to climb Trump Tower’
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With the kinds of wind that blow around tall skyscrapers I imagine the Spider-Man suit would be more practical.
And we know someone he could borrow it from, right? 
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Yeah, yeah, “No capes.” But it would look MORE bad ass and you know it.
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No roof, but there’s a 100% chance that Trump tower is equipped with a glass ceiling.
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Oh totally. Especially if it had been after dark and there was some kind of spotlight on him.
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not sure if racist.
Diabolik? No, he just climbs up buildings with suction cups. Like this guy, but in a better costume.
I hear there’s a Shitzard up there.
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