Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/12/someone-dubbed-alex-jones-ra.html
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Not gonna click that.
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As someone who did, you made the right choice.
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The line that stuck out to me was: “I’ll eat your ass.” And it’s somehow more disturbing coming from my pal Chuck.
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I’ll take nightmare fodder of the day for $500 Alex.
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It was all disturbing, but the closing curtain and cut spotlight made it like a dystopian proclamation from Chuck the Great and Powerful.
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In the case of this Alex, he’ll be the one taking $500.
I don’t know which scares me more. This clip or the idea of letting my kids play in the ball pit…
Yeah, this clip wins.
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Somehow it makes my current gripes with the neighbors, bless their hearts, seem so small.
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For some reason the canibalistic rantings seem less striking to me than Alex Jones saying his “superpower is being honest.”
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“I have enough food to last me for years, so I have plenty of time to plant a garden and feed my family that way, but instead I’m planning on cannibalism. That’s obviously what I’d rather do, since I’m being honest.”
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When we were kids, my brother and I kept mice as pets. Our local pet store owner was a great guy and very knowledgeable except in one area: separating male mice from female mice. As a result, my brother and I would come home with a nominally same-sex pair of mice, only to end up with an overcrowded aquarium teeming with multiple generations of inbred mice eating their babies a couple of months later.
All I could think of when I watched this video was Alex Jones in a Chuck E. Cheese costume furtively gnawing on his neighbors like an inbred mouse eating its babies.
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Another dispatch from Jonestown.
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