Didn’t know she was infamous! Good to know…
I saw this the other day. Didn’t realize it was the same lunatic.
Someone’s spending so much time thinking about their daughter’s crotch that they see it in sandwiches.
Ditto for Taylor Swift’s vuvla.
She’s not; I just remembered her name from the post about Christy Sheats where she defended the murderer and called her a “martyr.”
Welp, I was going to make a joke about Swiftlston…
Is it just me that thinks out of the two ham sangers, Taylor Swift is by far the tastiest but needs some mustard and salad.
So confused right now…
And hungry. Mostly hungry.
I’m not a tabloid reader, but I have teenage daughters, and the accepted 411 on Taylor Swift is that at this point she is probably not a virgin, but was until within the last year or two. In other words, she has been more ‘chaste’ than most teenagers in the Bible Belt.
In case anyone needed an additional level of WTF to add to this baloney!
(See what I did there? )
Sidestepping with a tuba, FTW!
Y’know, that’s what I thought. Somehow I’d gotten the impression that one of the main reasons for her revolving door of boyfriends had something to do with a certain sexual frustration on their part.
Not that that’s anyone’s business, whether true or not.
Shamelessly swiped from @Papasan
I first read that as Clown Meat.
And the fact that it’s apparently “The reason I preach #Christianity” displays a truly creeptastic obsession with the states of people’s vaginas. I can think of several hundred better reasons (or at least excuses) for preaching Christianity than that one.
And none of those reasons are particularly good, either.
So she’s saying…
“The reason I preach #Christianity is that I’m obsessed with my daughter’s labia, and I want to compare it to some woman I saw on television, so my tweet gets extra exposure.”
Am I catching on?
What the giant fuck.
“She,” but calling anyway is probably not a bad idea; I pity that person’s children.
Yeah saw that after. “She” needs to retake 8th grade health class.
The vag is what’s inside, the labia are the outer/inner folds, and the vulva is all of it.
The fact that this sad excuse for a person does not seem to realize that is not surprising to me.
Or is it “God Swill”?
That’s all we have to subsist upon after the Supreme Being shares all of the top-shelf hootch and genital sandwiches with the clergy. Complications may include sexual obsessions, deranged associations, and verbal diarrhea. Use only as directed.