Southwest passenger arrested after urinating in corner of the plane

Originally published at: Southwest passenger arrested after urinating in corner of the plane | Boing Boing

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A Texas flight. Checks out. Flights to or from that state, Florida and Nevada have a reputation amongst flight crews for carrying arsehole passengers like this.

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They should have put a clamp on that till the he disembarked.

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Aw, I can’t find a gif for it.

Futurama bit from memory:

Fry locked up in a cell: It’s horrible, locked up in here, using the bathroom wherever you stand, like an animal.

Leela: Animals go in the corner.

Fry: The corner! Of course!

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asked if the flight attendant wanted to see his genitals. The answer was no.

Is this common exchange nowadays? Sounds as if he’s offering a crumpet.

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Men :roll_eyes: :grimacing: :rage:

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Lancaster, CA is also known for its conservatives defending their defense contracts.

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And their copious meth labs…

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Was the plane bound from Texas to Cancun? Was Ted Cruz on the passenger manifest?

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I don’t think the offer is common, but the response is.

They can still take care of it at sentencing.

To quote Cheech and Chong…“Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!”

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Maybe Southwest is taking a page from Ryanair’s playbook and charging to use the bathroom?

“After learning of the behavior, the pilot diverted the flight to Albuquerque.“

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Corner?

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Hey, At Least I'm House Broken

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And airing their ugly vicious views. Right in front of us, one AF civie tech at one of the Edwards AFB labs loudly announced his wish that Prez Obama be assassinated. This was when there was first talk of Obama possibly visiting the base. Someone said something, because following that. we never saw him again in our area.

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un2Vv7

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Well, his life has sure come to a fork in the road…

I think he, and all the rest of these deranged goobers, should pay the airfare for all the passengers on the flights they choose to disrupt, & pay the salaries of the flight crews as well.
Put them on a no-fly list? Absolutely.
Publish this list, with photos & stats of the perps.
These fools deserve to be mocked & shunned.

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This why we need US Marshals armed with rolled up newspapers.

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