💖 🌖 🌔 Strategic Butts 🌖 🌔 💖

When googling ‘cat butts’ (do not do this, I did so you wouldn’t have to), I came along this magnificent beast.

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Ah, my google fu is strong today (“football player injured blowing down back of pants”):

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Oh hell! I will agree that is a strategic butt move, bit not a welcome one.

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And similar to my favorite Bojack gif, for many reasons

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The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

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heh heh heh

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I thought this thread was going to be photos of lovely man butts. I was mislead and most definitely disappointed.

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I don’t have one to hand, but I do have Pterry telling a dick joke:

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One day a teacher had “show and tell” in class.
“Class, does anyone have anything they’d like to share for show and tell?”
A little boy named Billy raised his hand.
“Yes, Billy?”
“Yesterday we made our cats drink gasoline.”
“Oh my God!” the teacher gasped. “What happened?”
“Well they started running around backwards! Backwards in circles, all over the yard. Just spinning around in backwards circles. Finally they ran into each other ass first!”
“Now Billy, don’t say ‘ass,’ say ‘rectum.’”
Rectum? Hell, it killed 'em both!”

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What was the last thing going through the bug’s mind when it hit the windshield?
Its butt.

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Okay, what the hell have I been missing by not following sports?

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