Sperm extraction machine yours for $13,000

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Pffft, everybody knows that heat is the enemy of quality sperm and what generates heat? Friction! It is a crime to pay so much for a device that delivers a glass of substandard jizz juice.
Try my Spermio™ – cold pressed sperm extractor…

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Flight of the Conchords were right!

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Hehe. Nub.

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OMG, that’s hilarious!

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??? Hilarious?

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Especially the pic towards the end where it’s attached to a manikin.
I can just imagine some poor sod humping away at it, determined to get his money’s worth.

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